I really wanted to say these leave a bad taste in my mouth, literally, but I have "the good, the bad, the ugly" theme going on. Please keep in mind I hate floral lip products; though I might like their smell I can't stand getting it in my mouth. It's like drinking perfume, bleh!
Jouer lip enhancer: bleh, don't wanna eat baby powder!
Supergoop! Acaifusion Lip Balm spf30: tastes like sunscreen, ugh.
Neutrogena MoistureShine Lip Soothers in Glimmer and Shimmer: a menthol cough drop that also has nuances of wax candle.
bareMinerals glosses in beignet (love the name, sigh), pink prosecco, and kir royale: I don't know why but I imagine this is what armpit tastes like.
Hard Candy Glossaholic in Rise & Shine: Coffee-flavor lip gloss. Why did I think this could possibly be anything but disgusting?
bareMinerals lipsticks in Rose Crepe and Sherbet: I do not like BM's lip product flavors. They look great on but make me feel like I've been bobbing for crayons... in a toilet.
Ulta Lipcolor in Parisian Pout: Crayons
DuWop Iced Teas in Butter Rum: smells nice but it feels and tastes like grease
Victoria's Secret beauty RUSH spf 15 glosses: I love the regular line, but these taste like you mistook sunscreen for marshmallow fluff on your sundae.
Lancome Juicy Tubes 100% natural origin in Pop Art Hazelnut: doesn't taste like hazelnuts *sniffle* but rather a clover-honey. Not too disgusting but just unpleasant for my taste.
Lancome Juicy Tubes in Moulin Rose: if you like rose, you'll like this. It's just like Anna Sui lip products. I just can't stand it. Don't want to eat flowers!
Laura Geller lip heal & seal gloss: not sure this belongs in this pile, it's just so sticky!
NYX plump it up Lip Plumpers in Liv and Scarlett: taste isn't the issue, it's the angry sting
Too Faced Lip Injection Extreme (sample): Another gloss with an unpleasant feel and the taste of Barbies.
Any naughty lippies you can't stand to wear but would like to share here? Please comment below!